Sep 12

[ This is a post I wrote a while back in my prev blog and I jusss lovedd it !!]

Calvin

Ending at the end.. duh.

1) They need all the attention in the world. You should make them feel as though they are the only people that really matter to your lives. You just have to listen to each and every word that they say, each and every fight they have with others, everything.. You just have to hear to tons and tons of gossip. Just a big waste of time. If that was a guy-friend of yours, you can spend the time better on beer. D or maybe go out for a movie or some place nice.

2) They are over-possesive. They always expect that they are the first people to hear the news, good, bad or whatever. Its just that they want to be the FIRST. “Why did you tell her abt that? I had to hear abt that thing from her. You could have told me about it when we met sometime back. Why didn’t you tell me?” Did you ever hear a guy ask the same things? Oh my God !! Take a break.. I just dint think that it was important. I just dint rmr. come on.

3) They expect tons and tons of gifts. “Today is rose day. where are my roses? Today is card day, where are my cards? You forgot about this day? We met on this day 2 years back.. We decided then that we would go out on this day every year. How could you forget about it. Why didnt you wish my sister on her birthday?” There are like 365 days in an year and on some fateful years 366, you just cant expect us to remember what each day is and what happened on this day? And if you are that concerned about it, a reminder wouldnt hurt. Whereas, guys would just say “I want to go out tomm. Let us go for a movie.”

4) They are never frank. It wouldnt really hurt to come straight to the point instead of just beating round the bush. If you want to go out all that girls should do is ask “Shall we go out today? Are you free?”.. instead they are like.. “There is a wonderful movie at this place wonderful” and they keep on raving about it until you just say “Ok fine !! Let us go tomm.” and then surprises of surprises, they dont agree immediately but instead are like “Wait let me see if I am free.. ” (After a 2 mins break) “Ok.. I guess we can go” .. You can never expect a straight forward answer to the Q.. Is everything fine? phewwww !!

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Aug 29

Stinks !
I just loved this blog, Being Five which is a collection of comic strips abt a kid who blogs using the voice recogntion system. Thanks to Scobleizer – Tech Geek Blogger for introducing me to Being Five. Totally reminds me of Calvin and this just made me feel that its time I registered an another blog and here it is.

So, wht do I begin with? Probably, I will narrate some really stupid acts of mine @ IIIT

1) @6:30 AM, 7th sem, Insomniac (no work at all) and so am really really restless longing for some sleep. Am really really happy to see that even cheddi is awake. So, this is what we do, I take a blanket, wear it like a cape, then go start waking up people and bug them like crazy. I am glad cheddi was with me, else people wud have kicked me black and blue.

2) Now this is where cheddi kicks me. 8th sem this time.. I dont know what came over me. Must have been the extra scoops of icecream that I had that day. (Well.. u get special ones at Eat Street) I start enacting all the cartoon characters right from Spiderman to X-Men on the road leading to OBH. And also try a couple of special tricks ( to be read as kicking, jumping) on cheddi. Now, I manage to piss the coolest guy of IIIT and he catches hold of me, throws me onto the ground and starts kicking me. I turn to Booty who was with us then for some help ( I thought this Krishna would help me like that Krishna helped Draupadi .. hehe) and am shocked to see that booty is clapping, laughing and cheering cheddi to kick me more.. was a really really sad day :(

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